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16 February 2010 @ 09:15 pm
Happy Paraversary to ME!  
HI GUYS. It's me, Barney, your favorite neighborhood bastion of AWESOMENESS. What up.

Listen, I know I've got a lot of letters to write, and I probably shouldn't even be posting stuff in here, because it's for all you mundane people. And what's up with that name, anyway? "Mundanes". Please. You're all AWESOME.

And as such, since, hey, I've been here a year and chump change, I figured I'd give you all a token to commemorate the occasion. A few people in the castle already got one, but as of today, they're all finding a copy of it outside their doors, too. Yep. Everyone. And you guys get it, too:


Download Here (zip)

1. The Beastie Boys - Brass Monkey
(Booze fixes everything.)
2. Gorillaz - Dare
(As in, I DARE you to not rock out to this.)
3. Bon Jovi - It's My Life
(Okay, so BJ's from Jersey. We can't hold it against him too much, after writing stuff like this.)
4. Journey - Don't Stop Believing
(I expect you ALL to know the words after this. For future impromptu journal karaoke sessions. None of this "BE A MAN" crap, guys, let's have some real power ballads!)
5. Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
(Well, I AM.)
6. Rush - Tom Sawyer
(Seriously. Listen to this and try to NOT feel badass. Your life instantly becomes an 80s movie montage of cool with this song on.)
7. Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name
(The kick-off to the original Get Psyched Mix had to have props.)
8. Ludo - Love Me Dead
(This one's for you, Bad Girl. Call me.)
9. Da Vinci's Notebook - Title of the Song
(Remember that day when everyone was just randomly singing stuff? Yeah, this is what I ended up with.)
10. C&C Music Factory - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)
(Getting the party going, old-school.)
11. Collective Soul - Shine
(Zora's gone, yeah, but ... I'll always remember the time I went up to her room and we were listening to these guys. It was ... a pretty good day.)
12. Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
(Anyone doing the robot to this is instantly forgiven, because it actually WORKS.)
13. Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
(Journal karaoke is an acceptable survival mechanism if booze is unavailable.)
14. Tally Hall - The Bidding
(Bachelor auction of '09, kids. REPRESENT.)
15. EMF - Unbelievable
(This one's for the ladies. You know who you are. Yep. YOU.)
16. The Flying Lizards - Money
(I don't ALWAYS feel like someone's watching me, but it was pretty funny while it lasted.)
17. Eve 6 - Promise
(Hiiiiii Crowley, what up.)
18. OK Go - This Too Shall Pass
(Just remember that when you're a meerkat or fighting zombie aliens, kids. It's the castle. It'll go away.)
19. Kenny Loggins - Playing With The Boys
(The unofficial Awesomeness Committee theme, regardless of members' gender.)
20. Lovenbodyparts - Sharp Dressed Man
(Because everything is better in SUITS.)
21. Lebo M - Digga Tunnah Dance
(Because the mun just ... kinda HAD TO.)

Enjoy it, and stay awesome. I know I intend to.

Love you, mean it!
- Barney Stinson
TF: Tonda - Luff!todd_fan on February 17th, 2010 02:19 am (UTC)
...This is like a rainbow of awesome.
Barney Stinson: get drunk any night of the weekbro_codebreaker on February 17th, 2010 02:26 am (UTC)
Rain isn't awesome enough.


((fffff what is that I don't even, Barney. *goes to headdesk*))
TFtodd_fan on February 17th, 2010 10:21 am (UTC)
...That's so beautiful, Barney.

In a really weird way.
she who is beaten by a dead squirrel every day: Leverage - shrug!stormwind on February 17th, 2010 02:22 am (UTC)
I love you, Barney. You are like a ray of awesome, shining down and sharing that awesome with the rest of us.
Barney Stinson: everybody loves me babybro_codebreaker on February 17th, 2010 02:27 am (UTC)
Hey, right back at you, Val.
Literally and figuratively: OMG rly?pyrasaur on February 17th, 2010 02:38 am (UTC)
Aww, Barney, I wanna be as cool as you when I grow up!
Det. Lindsay Monroe: I'm cutenotso_average on February 17th, 2010 03:21 am (UTC)
...Playing With The Boys?....that song works for me!

And I know I'm Unbelievable. Thank you.
thano: yaythano on February 17th, 2010 05:21 am (UTC)
barney....... you are my favorite forever :>!!!!!!!
Faye Valentine: Happy - Oopsluckyvalentine on February 17th, 2010 05:43 pm (UTC)
Oh yesssss. <3

You are the one true Prophet of Awesome. Thank you for being so benevolent and generous.
magdawaldescu on February 18th, 2010 08:48 am (UTC)
I do not even know you and I feel extremely welcome thanks to this.
Barney Stinson: everybody loves me babybro_codebreaker on February 18th, 2010 05:19 pm (UTC)
Heeey, we'll just have to get to know each other, then, won't we?
Ianto Jones: Ianto Barney Broskinky_stopwatch on February 18th, 2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
Will this be playing in the Nines?
Barney Stinson: SHOT TO THE HEART!bro_codebreaker on February 18th, 2010 10:00 pm (UTC)
Not on loop or anything, but yeah! Totally.
Ianto Jones: Yaykinky_stopwatch on February 18th, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)

Well I'll have to make a coffee to match
Barney Stinson: SHOT TO THE HEART!bro_codebreaker on February 19th, 2010 01:00 am (UTC)
I get my own coffee? AWESOME.
Ianto Jones: whistlekinky_stopwatch on February 20th, 2010 12:43 am (UTC)

You can come up with a name if you like.